when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting
this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean
OH MY GOD
We’ve hit the 4th wall
I wasn’t lying
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the bro who wants to look all hard and shit
the 12 year old girl who loves picnik
the teen girl who loves to take the mirror bathroom pics!
The party pics!! ( I’m never invited to parties so this is all I got )
the poetic emo :(the dgafthe teen girl who just loves to be the center of attention!& the seducing mexican.
I SNORTED OUT OF MY NOSE AND ASS AT SEDUCING MEXICAN
*favourite character dies*
maybe if i read this again he won't die this time
Also the same person:
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“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
we should all be thankful that centipedes can’t fly
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SOMEONE IS TELLING ME ALL TUMBLR POSTS ARE STOLEN FROM 4CHAN AND I’M LAUGHING A LOT WHAT DO I DO
"it is the creator"
someone post this on 4chan
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